It almost brings me to tears when I hear stories of females literally blowing on a penis. But I guess we all have to start somewhere, right?
I still believe that the best place to learn how to give oral is in front of your computer screen/tv with some good porn on.
In case you don’t know what good porn is or you’re one of the few who hasn’t peeked at a site online, here are some tips for your guys tip.
First, let’s get to know Mr. Woody himself. Rather than go in to grand detail, let’s chop it up (not literally) in to three sections: (1) the Head (2) the Shaft (3) the Sack/balls
If you don’t know where these are, please google “the penis”…and never admit that to anyone.
Basically, the head is a lot like the clitoris. The chief in command. The most sensitive sweet spot. The shaft is a muscle which also holds many nerve endings to entice.
Last but not least, the sack aka “the balls” or “the twins” or the old “berries”. These boys vary for every male. Some sets are so sensitive they can’t be touched. Others may enjoy a firm grip and possible squeezing.
I’ve heard too many guys complain about dissatisfaction. What’s going on? Well for starters we should all know the first problem…say it with me now
Mis-com-mun-icATION
Good, good. But moving on so we can have an interesting blog here, girls get a pad and paper.
First, you must know your boundaries. Would you prefer swallowing, spitting or a nice roll of toilet paper on your side table? Are you comfortable with sitting, kneeling, him laying down, etc?
My advice? Start basic. Then go on with your creative-self.
Sit him down on a couch or chair. With one hand, hold on to the shaft as if it were a microphone. No white knuckles please – you want the blood to be flowing to the tip. Pretending it’s a lollipop, start with the head. It is very important to remember NOT TO USE YOUR PEARLY WHITES. Unless requested, please try to keep them out of the way. Also, use enough saliva throughout the session. Avoid flooding but don’t leave skid marks!
After a few licks and strokes of the tongue, begin experimenting with how much you can take in. With enough saliva and a relaxed throat, a sufficient, pleasurable amount should be able to go in your mouth. To avoid gagging go sloooooow.
Unlike us, boys don’t need repetitive movement until the end. Switch up the performance a little. For example, pretend it’s an icecream cone starting at the base. Making sure there’s enough saliva available, flatten and soften the tongue a bit. Go from base to tip a few times, pausing at the tip to give it some attention. Circle the tip with your tongue. Then go back to the regular up and down motions.
Note:
Please understand you are not competing in a race. There is no reason for sucking the life out of him – only in a good way. Make sure your lips, moist with saliva, are firm around the penis but not ready to stop circulation. Remember, you want to last long enough without aching cheeks and jaw bones.
Before orgasm, you will notice the shaft getting a little firmer and it may start lightly throbbing. Other signs may include:
-clenching fists
-curling toes
-eyes rolling backwards
-other exorcist imitations
-drooling
-light moans
-balls get harder and smaller as if preparing for explosion
Of course, all guys are different so be sure to pay attention to signs. Better for you to prepare for the finale, than to be surprised.
If you swallow, at the point where he may start to shake and jerk forward, quickly make sure the head is towards the back of the throat, away from the taste buds. Wait for a few seconds, pull penis out and swallow. To avoid gagging, arch the back of the tongue to block the throat. This stops the sperm from aiming at your tonsils. You’ve done a great job, you don’t want to end with a choking scene.
If you spit, please e-mail me why.
If you do neither, make sure he gives verbal warning or at least a tap on the head.
Once he finishes, his friend is at its most sensitive state. Leave the penis to kiss him elsewhere lightly. Maybe even a light massage will do or just leave him be.
Then..the best part...sit back and watch his possessed state. He may stare in to space for a while. He may profess his love to you. Or he may pull the ultimate guy move, to which you should NOT GET PISSED OFF ABOUT...he may turn on the tv. Deal with it. Just think of the things that relaxes you that do not involve him. Do you want him to interrupt? No.
Good luck!!! Leave any other comments or your experiences - funny or serious.
xoxoxo
3/21/2007
Aphrodisiacs!
Luckily for me, doing some research on Aphrodisiacs has been very entertaining. Personally, I am very interested and intrigued by sexual practices of the 15th, 16th, 17th centuries and of course before and after. Coincidently, many of these foods and medicine are stemmed from these times when sexual attraction was just as important as ruling land. Some of the most popular leaders are arguably known more for seduction techniques, orgy rituals and multiple partners (ie: Cleopatra and King Henry VII) than any political or leadership skills.
But back to aphrodisiacs! Many scientists and nutritionists today are trying to disapprove aphrodisiacs. How boring, I say! Food, too, can be sexy whether they have a chemical in them or not. Some may just look pleasurable (oysters, bananas, chocolate covered strawberries) and deserve to be present during a romantic evening.
By definition, an aphrodisiac enhances/stimulates/intensifies/restores sexual desire. (phew!) The word itself is originated by, of course, Aphrodite who is the Greek Goddess of Love and Beauty. Chemicals in certain foods enhance male performance, maintains male functionality or secrete pheromones. Actually, there are some delicacies so rare, the thought of eating the dish is a turn on. For example: the puffer fish. When cooked, if the poisonous gland is not properly removed, the ittiest bittiest taste will kill you! Danger doesn’t exactly turn me on but as we know, everyone is different.
Most Popular Aphrodisiacs
Asparagus
Chicken
Chocolate
Yohimbe
Spanish Fly
Oysters
Pine Nuts
Truffles
Sea Cucumber
Turtle Eggs
Alcohol
Bananas
Caviar
Champagne
Figs
Ginseng
I think we can come to the conclusion that what makes a particular food an aphrodisiac; they may contain a chemical that arouses sexual power, it may remind us of a sex organ (again, oysters and bananas) or possess a rarity in its kind.
So to the scientists and researchers out there who don’t believe in aphrodisiacs, I say pop open a bottle of champagne, dine on some oysters, finish with some figs and chocolate and GET LAID.
Care to impress your sweety during Valentine’s Day, his/her birthday or a random Wednesday?
Along with the interesting “factual” information I’ve found, of course I’ve found the not-so-factual information, or at least I hope it wouldn’t be true!
Odd Aphrodisiacs
Bulls Testicles (19th Century)
Rat Poison and Pepper mixed with Gin (creates a burning, yet pleasurable feeling to the genitals)
Snake Blood (Easter Asia)
Eating live Beetles
Toad Venom
Goat Testicles boiled in Milk
Black Russian Cake
Deer Antlers
Feel free to check out any references I’ve used to further enjoy learning about aphrodisiacs!!!
http://www.publishingcircles.com
http://www.medhunters.com
http://www.wikopedia.com
http://www.about.com
http://www.forbes.com
http://www.tlc.discovery.com
http://www.stirredup.net
http://www.aphrodisiology.com
1/26/2007
Q: How can I teach my boy how to go down on me?
If you have a penis and you're starting to read this, KEEP READING. It may seem like I'm in a male bashing mood in two seconds but I promise you'll benefit from this post!
Let's just dive in and start with...
WHAT MEN DO WRONG...
Uno. They only do it when asked. That's what used to bother me the most in previous relationships. And then you have to act as though you've received a gift. Like you did something good this week and deserve a treat. Then they expect something in return PRONTO.
Two. TOO ROUGH. Yes, we love dildos, bullets, handy massagers and washing machines because they vibrate. But not the tip of his tongue. You're not chowing down in to a plate of food. The clitoris is not removeable nor does it enjoy stiff flicks of the tongue.
Three! Not long enough. No, not the penis. But the time spent on our sweet spot. If we can deal with losing feeling in our cheeks or lock jaw, he can spend an extra 15 where we like it.
4. Constant changing. I think this is a big reason why guys get tired down there. Pick a motion, a good one, and stick with it. Change of course can be good but only in the beginning.
Cinco. Stopping at the crucial moment...the AHHH...the OH MY F'ING GOD...the WILL YOU MARRY ME moment.
But of COURSE there is hope. Although I'm sure I've lost a lot of male readers by now. We still love you guys!!! Even porn stars don't do it right. That's just all exaggerated movement for show.
But how do we break it to our partner that, yea, we've been faking it? It boggles my mind that men get highly offended when they find out that they have not been satisfying their girl yet they don't take the time to ask or learn what feels good.
Like always, the real answer to the question is communication. But couples seem to avoid this like the plague. In that case, I have some suggestions!
But just so you know...I still think you should talk to your partner or at least tell him during the time he's down there, in a sexy way that you like what he's doing. "Don't stop" is always an easy way to put it. Lower your voice a few decibels and add some heavy breathing and you're golden. Maybe "yea baby, right there" or a simple "yes" may be the answer.
If not...
One way that has helped me in the past is by buying a book to look at together. I don't sell it but an EXCELLENT book is by Kim Catrall's book Satisfaction. It's a book written with her husband (are they still together or what?) with beautiful illustrations and details. This is a little more serious and he may get the hint too quickly. In that case, Tracey Cox is always good for informative but fun books. One of my partners didn't even know where the clitoris was until he saw it in the book.
Play a game!!! Boys are always ready play. While he's down there, ask him to write out the ABC's with his tongue or spell something out. Or you can play the number's game (I think this was in a movie). You say the number then he "writes" it with his tongue. If you enjoy him "writing" the number, keep saying that one number. Your roommate or parents will think you're talking about your finances. ;)
Use your fingers. Make a peace sign with your pointer and index fingers. Turn it downwards, creating an upside down V and place your clit where your two fingers meet. You don't have to keep your other fingers tucked in - try to look a little sexier than that. But at least he'll have direction of where to lick. If you don't tell him, he'll just work it in between the two fingers.
You can pretend he's done something you really liked and let him know. "Baby...you remember when you did those circles around my clit over and over and over? I loved that..." Whether he did it or not, he's not going to say but he will remember for next time - guaranteed. All he hears is "circles...clit...over and over" and I'm sure he'll be dragging you back to his bed for some action.
Before I leave you, may I just give YOU ladies some suggestions?
As we all know, it's not potpourri smelling down there. Our natural scent is a turn on but that's after we've kept it clean. So please - keep it clean. Soap and warm water is great. Keep it GROOMED. It kills me to see 2-inch pubes in public bathrooms. We like to blame the guys on not knowing how to please us and not listening to us but sometimes (only sometimes) we can't point fingers.
Let's just dive in and start with...
WHAT MEN DO WRONG...
Uno. They only do it when asked. That's what used to bother me the most in previous relationships. And then you have to act as though you've received a gift. Like you did something good this week and deserve a treat. Then they expect something in return PRONTO.
Two. TOO ROUGH. Yes, we love dildos, bullets, handy massagers and washing machines because they vibrate. But not the tip of his tongue. You're not chowing down in to a plate of food. The clitoris is not removeable nor does it enjoy stiff flicks of the tongue.
Three! Not long enough. No, not the penis. But the time spent on our sweet spot. If we can deal with losing feeling in our cheeks or lock jaw, he can spend an extra 15 where we like it.
4. Constant changing. I think this is a big reason why guys get tired down there. Pick a motion, a good one, and stick with it. Change of course can be good but only in the beginning.
Cinco. Stopping at the crucial moment...the AHHH...the OH MY F'ING GOD...the WILL YOU MARRY ME moment.
But of COURSE there is hope. Although I'm sure I've lost a lot of male readers by now. We still love you guys!!! Even porn stars don't do it right. That's just all exaggerated movement for show.
But how do we break it to our partner that, yea, we've been faking it? It boggles my mind that men get highly offended when they find out that they have not been satisfying their girl yet they don't take the time to ask or learn what feels good.
Like always, the real answer to the question is communication. But couples seem to avoid this like the plague. In that case, I have some suggestions!
But just so you know...I still think you should talk to your partner or at least tell him during the time he's down there, in a sexy way that you like what he's doing. "Don't stop" is always an easy way to put it. Lower your voice a few decibels and add some heavy breathing and you're golden. Maybe "yea baby, right there" or a simple "yes" may be the answer.
If not...
One way that has helped me in the past is by buying a book to look at together. I don't sell it but an EXCELLENT book is by Kim Catrall's book Satisfaction. It's a book written with her husband (are they still together or what?) with beautiful illustrations and details. This is a little more serious and he may get the hint too quickly. In that case, Tracey Cox is always good for informative but fun books. One of my partners didn't even know where the clitoris was until he saw it in the book.
Play a game!!! Boys are always ready play. While he's down there, ask him to write out the ABC's with his tongue or spell something out. Or you can play the number's game (I think this was in a movie). You say the number then he "writes" it with his tongue. If you enjoy him "writing" the number, keep saying that one number. Your roommate or parents will think you're talking about your finances. ;)
Use your fingers. Make a peace sign with your pointer and index fingers. Turn it downwards, creating an upside down V and place your clit where your two fingers meet. You don't have to keep your other fingers tucked in - try to look a little sexier than that. But at least he'll have direction of where to lick. If you don't tell him, he'll just work it in between the two fingers.
You can pretend he's done something you really liked and let him know. "Baby...you remember when you did those circles around my clit over and over and over? I loved that..." Whether he did it or not, he's not going to say but he will remember for next time - guaranteed. All he hears is "circles...clit...over and over" and I'm sure he'll be dragging you back to his bed for some action.
Before I leave you, may I just give YOU ladies some suggestions?
As we all know, it's not potpourri smelling down there. Our natural scent is a turn on but that's after we've kept it clean. So please - keep it clean. Soap and warm water is great. Keep it GROOMED. It kills me to see 2-inch pubes in public bathrooms. We like to blame the guys on not knowing how to please us and not listening to us but sometimes (only sometimes) we can't point fingers.
1/11/2007
Anal: To try or not to try...
For those of you who crinkled their nose in disgust while reading the title of this Post, you are obviously still curious about it because you're reading this. It's not as scary as it sounds nor does it end in a yucky mess. Those with open minds will lead a hell of sex life - and in my opinion, that is something very important to have.
I've realized, compared to two years ago, anal sex has become more of a comfortable topic. More girls are willing to describe their experience with curious friends and guys are willing to admit they fantasize about it. For those of us who are with a partner and want to maybe possibly try out this hush hush position, I'm going to - with the best of my ability - describe, give tips on and hopefully persuade you to try anal exploration.
For starters, did you know that the anus contains a ton of sensitive nerves?? For some, it's their most revved up erogenous zone. Normally we only pay attention to that region when the potty calls but any contact can actually be very stimulating. And the good news for you who hate the idea of getting anything the color of chocolate on you or anywhere else - the lower rectum is normally always empty. So unless you've been scarfing down prunes and metamucil beforehand, you're in the clear.
Where to begin?
Most importantly - before even buying a lubricant for the part-ay, there needs to be an agreement. A verbal agreement. No thoughts like, "Well she wears tight pants that show her booty, she must take it up there". No. No surprises. This is not usually the kind of surprise a girl will be thankful for and give you oral sex in return, buddy. Instead you will end your night with a bloody nose and blue balls.
Girls - like ANYTHING else, you don't have to do it. And there should be no forcing or thoughts of keeping the relationship together by doing this favor. It shouldn't be a favor because it is for the both of you. It just takes patience, understanding partners, lots o' lube and relaxation.
Here are a few ways to slowly step in to anal sex...BUT! Let's do a hygiene check first, shall we? Hands washed? Bottle o' lube ready? Nails trimmed, filed and buffed? Excellent! Let's start...
Mutual masturbation: Just because during intercourse, it's a little difficult to have sex, stimulate the clitoris and insert a finger in the anus all at the same time when it's the first time. Just like it teaches the other what feels good, your partner can study how careful he needs to be and how quickly or slowly you need it to happen.
*********IMPORTANT!!!! WHATEVER IS BEING USED (finger(s), penis, dildo, plug, rolling pin), NEEDS TO BE LUBED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!************
Foreplay/Erotic Massage: While rubbing or eroticly massaging her sweet spots down there, head over to the perineum (area between her vagina and anus - you have it too, guys). In a circular motion, gently use two fingers to massage the area. Then if you can handle two things at once, try pressing a little firmer with that hand while rubbing the clitoris with the other. This will get her hormones flying which will then hopefully get her ready for your fingers to travel to the anus.
This is when you should coat one index finger with lube, rub around the anus and SLOWLY...S L O W L Y insert your finger. READ her body language, listen to her commands. Stop as soon as she says stop. Slow down as soon as she says slow down. I told you: it takes patience.
Now for the last level, the graduation, the diploma....Anal Sex.
The positions!
Girl on her back with knees to her chest
Doggy style
Standing, bent over
The tools!
LUBE
The benefits!
More intense orgasms! More options in the bedroom and more fantasies to fulfill.
Ladies...you need to focus on you. You need to be comfortable so whatever it takes to get you there, do it. Rub on your clitoris, breath in and out slowly, have you partner try his fingers first - you, my dear, are in command. Be verbal, make the calls. It is NOT going to be peachy the first time. But if it were so terrible, it wouldn't be so popular. You just need time to map out your own process. Watch some porn before, have your man go down on you, fantasize! I can't stress enough the importance of being 100% comfortable! I even heard doing it in front of a mirror helps. So...try that too!
Once all of this is one of your favorite things to do behind closed doors, you can experiment further. I mentioned butt plugs earlier - they're used to keep in the anus during intercourse. Dildos can also be used. Use a vibrator on the clitoris or even around the anus during vaginal sex. It's all about being creative and exploring to find out what creates fireworks.
I really hope this long post has somewhat answered your questions regarding anal sex. Always remember the key elements: patience, understanding partners, lots of lubrication and relaxation. Good luck!!!!!!!!
1/08/2007
Q. How do you ask for a threesome?
At first I was extremely excited to get my hands dirty with this question. I thought, that's easy! But I must have forgotten the real difficulty in such a question because unlike other questions, this one is more on the sensitive and serious side. Not to mention the controversy that follows it - if the boyfriend can ask for another girl, why can't the girlfriend ask for another guy? Why would the boyfriend or girlfriend want another in the mix anyway? Then self esteem issues get tossed in with some "I'm not good enough for him/her anymore" thoughts...And then it's one big mess.
So now that I REALLY want to answer this (or..not), I should just get on it.
The common denominator in asking for any type of threesome is how much trust, honesty and dedication there is in the standing relationship. Also, how far are you willing to go to fulfill one another's fantasies? In most of my postings you'll notice that confidence and self esteem come up quite often. These two are so important to have loads of while in a relationship. With them, you could possibly request a threesome, a foursome or an orgy! It's all about knowing that your partner only desires to have you but also knowing that we all have fantasies that turn us on.
A good rule of thumb - and this may sound harsh - try asking questions while getting it on. Assuming you turn your partner on so much, they'd want to give you the world if they could at that moment. Try mentioning you'd like for he or she to watch you have sex with another. Guys, if you're interested in having another chic in the room, let her know you'd like to just watch. Even if you know that you'd need to chew on ice to calm yourself down, let her know that you don't need to come in contact with the second girl. You want her to please and be pleased. Talking dirty or making suggestions while being intimate helps getting a point across.
Girls, if you want another guy, this may be a little more difficult. Unless you want your man to be making out and touching the other, most men are uncomfortable with the idea of another guy because they think they'll have to come in contact with them. But in order to bring it up, I would try talking about having another girl around first. Remember the ego you're working with here. He may get extremely offended if you come out point blank asking for another guy this Friday night.
I'm assuming I don't even have to talk about a girl asking for another girl. So if you're a guy who would say no to or has said no to having another girl participate, I beg you to e-mail me and let me know why! And for reasons other than you were uninterested or unattracted to the chosen third party. I'd be very interested to hear about it.
I've mentioned this previously in how to possibly add toys in to your sex life..."accidently" find a porn site online. Especially if you enjoy searching porn together, this is the perfect time. Or bring up a friend of a friend who just recently experienced a threesome. Sometimes hearing about another experience about a couple who is somewhat closely related helps.
An important message to get across and keep in mind is to never let the other feel threatened. We have are hard enough on ourselves as it is: looks, weight, performance. He or she must feel comfortable in knowing that after all is said and done, the extra will be the one to get dressed and leave once everything is finished. And you will NOT be obsessive over it afterwards either. No mentioning it as soon as he or she brushes their teeth. Don't bring it up at the dinner table. Don't constantly ask when it'll happen again.
Now if you two do both agree on making it happen, maybe you'd want to lay down some rules. Who kisses who, who has sex with who, etc. If you're not 100% positive that you will feel comfortable watching your partner be involved in this threesome, DON'T DO IT. And if you're doing it just to hold on to this person, DON'T DO IT.
So yea, this topic is a lot trickier than suggesting a toy to a rookie. If there is a full understanding of each other's needs and wants and desires, I say go for it. If not, it's not the end of the world! Threesomes are only the third most common fantasy among both men and woman. In the world of sex, there are many other doors to open and explore.
So now that I REALLY want to answer this (or..not), I should just get on it.
The common denominator in asking for any type of threesome is how much trust, honesty and dedication there is in the standing relationship. Also, how far are you willing to go to fulfill one another's fantasies? In most of my postings you'll notice that confidence and self esteem come up quite often. These two are so important to have loads of while in a relationship. With them, you could possibly request a threesome, a foursome or an orgy! It's all about knowing that your partner only desires to have you but also knowing that we all have fantasies that turn us on.
A good rule of thumb - and this may sound harsh - try asking questions while getting it on. Assuming you turn your partner on so much, they'd want to give you the world if they could at that moment. Try mentioning you'd like for he or she to watch you have sex with another. Guys, if you're interested in having another chic in the room, let her know you'd like to just watch. Even if you know that you'd need to chew on ice to calm yourself down, let her know that you don't need to come in contact with the second girl. You want her to please and be pleased. Talking dirty or making suggestions while being intimate helps getting a point across.
Girls, if you want another guy, this may be a little more difficult. Unless you want your man to be making out and touching the other, most men are uncomfortable with the idea of another guy because they think they'll have to come in contact with them. But in order to bring it up, I would try talking about having another girl around first. Remember the ego you're working with here. He may get extremely offended if you come out point blank asking for another guy this Friday night.
I'm assuming I don't even have to talk about a girl asking for another girl. So if you're a guy who would say no to or has said no to having another girl participate, I beg you to e-mail me and let me know why! And for reasons other than you were uninterested or unattracted to the chosen third party. I'd be very interested to hear about it.
I've mentioned this previously in how to possibly add toys in to your sex life..."accidently" find a porn site online. Especially if you enjoy searching porn together, this is the perfect time. Or bring up a friend of a friend who just recently experienced a threesome. Sometimes hearing about another experience about a couple who is somewhat closely related helps.
An important message to get across and keep in mind is to never let the other feel threatened. We have are hard enough on ourselves as it is: looks, weight, performance. He or she must feel comfortable in knowing that after all is said and done, the extra will be the one to get dressed and leave once everything is finished. And you will NOT be obsessive over it afterwards either. No mentioning it as soon as he or she brushes their teeth. Don't bring it up at the dinner table. Don't constantly ask when it'll happen again.
Now if you two do both agree on making it happen, maybe you'd want to lay down some rules. Who kisses who, who has sex with who, etc. If you're not 100% positive that you will feel comfortable watching your partner be involved in this threesome, DON'T DO IT. And if you're doing it just to hold on to this person, DON'T DO IT.
So yea, this topic is a lot trickier than suggesting a toy to a rookie. If there is a full understanding of each other's needs and wants and desires, I say go for it. If not, it's not the end of the world! Threesomes are only the third most common fantasy among both men and woman. In the world of sex, there are many other doors to open and explore.
1/07/2007
Top 50 Reasons to Masturbate! By ME!
Because I believe it is such an important part of life, I decided to create my own list to prove why. Yay!! For the passed few days I've researched, asked people, read and read until I came up with 50 reasons why I think it's most important. So this isn't copied from a stupid Cosmo mag or one of my books. Most printed articles contain top 10's or 20's. Now so you know, some of these do contain hard evidence and valid studies with numbers and percentages and stats. I didn't include them because this would just end up being WAY too long. SO in case you want more to the story, look it up. I've compiled a list of websites and books and people which will be included at the end :) :) ENJOY!!!!!!
1. It feels great!
2. For relaxation. Most of us live/work in a city and we know what the city does to our stress levels. Take the time to unwind!
3. Those flying solo - keeps us from jumping on the first male/female we see at a bar, in the street, in the elevator, wherever.
4. Helps lower cholesterol during periods of stress.
5. HOT foreplay!
6. If you masturbate 1 to 2 times per week, you're less likely to get sick.
7. Adds excitement to a traffic jam, long plane trips and boring days at the office. (well except mine...there's nothing sexy about my office at all...I mean other than the sexy coworkers)
8. Attn: guys...it helps prevent prostate cancer. Ejaculation prevents carcinogens from building up in the prostate gland.
9. It kills the midnight run to the fridge because of munchies.
10. Gives us an excuse to look up porn!
11. No pick-up lines, two hours of beautifying or four shots of tequila are needed to take yourself home.
12. Makes intercourse last longer.
13. Increase in sexual awareness.
14. Helps lower blood pressure during times of stress.
15. A RELEASE...period.
16. Helps keep menstrual cycles in check.
17. Expression of self love.
18. In case you're waiting for marriage...then this is a must
19. It's free!
20. Improves circulation.
21. Learn to love thyself down there. The fact that we were blessed to experience orgasms is enough to treat yourself like a star down there.
22. Genitals stay alive, satisfied and healthy!
23. Helps us sleep. The safe sleeping pill.
24. Makes you a better lover-lover. *wink wink*
25. Burn some calories! I mean we all know sex burns more but masturbating is a hell of a lot more satisfying than a mini snickers bar.
26. Mutual masturbation = mutual pleasure. You and yours can watch each other, lend a helping hand...never a wrong way.
27. Speaking of mutual masturbation, I discovered my next reason - it's educational! Learn what your boo boo loves by watching. And I know it's hot but make sure you pay attention!
28. Relieves depression because it leads to a higher sense of self worth.
29. Always a happy ending.
30. Sometimes your boyfriend's fingers just don't cut it. (sorry guys)
31. Just do it for all those who think they don't need to. I don't like you by the way.
32. Giving yourself orgasms equals true sexual independence.
33. Encourages you to create fantasies of your own. Get creative asap!
34. Valuable alone time! (start that bubble bath you've been needing so badly, light your candles, slip on something comfy...)
35. Not only does it give you an excuse to look at porn, but it also gives you a reason to try out some fun toys :)
36. Turns on your partner. Put on a little show for your cutie. Especially if you've never done it before - they'll be floored.
37. It's safe! No worries about plan B, diaphrams, your nuva-ring being thrown across the room, STD's or losing a condom up there after a one night stand! ....
38. Waiting for your date to arrive? Masturbate! Have 20 minutes to wait for Dominos? Masturbate! Waiting on a long line for a ride at Six Flags? Masturbate! Maybe not the last one but you get the point.
39. Temporary high without the drugs.
40. Only time you can "touch" or "feel" or "undress" Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie. Or both.
41. Natural pain killers! Forget popping four motrin. Orgasms release endorphins which are our natural chemicals used to fight pain. Hiiiiyah! Take that, migraine!
42. Excellent cardio workout for us lazy people.
43. YOU are your best lover.
44. Teaches us to separate love from just sex. This is mostly for you ladies because it takes much more for us to orgasm with a partner. Just because you experience an orgasm doesn't mean he's Prince Charming, moving in next week and you'll live happily ever after.
45. Boosts confidence and self esteem.
46. Guarantees a hell of a good time.
47. Look hotter! Orgasm also releases hormones that make you glow. Skin and hair become softer and shinier.
48. You are in charge. You make the calls. One of the few times you can shamelessly be SELFISH!
49. Because your mother, father, Auntie Em, priests, nuns, religion, culture, history, teachers, "friends", society says not to because you'll grow hair on your palms, go to hell, your penis will fall off, etc.
50. Because I said so.
And some side thoughts...
Most may think if you're masturbating, it must mean you're not getting any which MUST mean you're not desirable. You can't get the real "buns" or "dick" or "booty call". OR (and my favorite) once you are seriously dating someone, you need to stop. WRONG! First, like I've mentioned above, orgasms release beneficial chemicals that do everything from add shine to your hair to boost your confidence. I'm not saying that if you start masturbating three times a day you'll eventually have a harem or all of the Chippendales dancers around your bed. But there is nothing better than feeling good from something you can do all by yourself because you CAN. Finally if you are with someone, you're more sexual. Therefore you should be doing it more often. Not to mention, especially for the ladies, you can orgasm easier with your partner because of your dedication to solo sex.
List of sites and books and people
penilefitness.com
cfsh.ca
wikipedia.org
forums.phoenixlabs.org
SEX by Stephen Arnott
Hot Sex: How to Do It by Tracy Cox
Yours Truly :)
M.Harris
CTI/CBI crew (haha...I work here for a reason)
1. It feels great!
2. For relaxation. Most of us live/work in a city and we know what the city does to our stress levels. Take the time to unwind!
3. Those flying solo - keeps us from jumping on the first male/female we see at a bar, in the street, in the elevator, wherever.
4. Helps lower cholesterol during periods of stress.
5. HOT foreplay!
6. If you masturbate 1 to 2 times per week, you're less likely to get sick.
7. Adds excitement to a traffic jam, long plane trips and boring days at the office. (well except mine...there's nothing sexy about my office at all...I mean other than the sexy coworkers)
8. Attn: guys...it helps prevent prostate cancer. Ejaculation prevents carcinogens from building up in the prostate gland.
9. It kills the midnight run to the fridge because of munchies.
10. Gives us an excuse to look up porn!
11. No pick-up lines, two hours of beautifying or four shots of tequila are needed to take yourself home.
12. Makes intercourse last longer.
13. Increase in sexual awareness.
14. Helps lower blood pressure during times of stress.
15. A RELEASE...period.
16. Helps keep menstrual cycles in check.
17. Expression of self love.
18. In case you're waiting for marriage...then this is a must
19. It's free!
20. Improves circulation.
21. Learn to love thyself down there. The fact that we were blessed to experience orgasms is enough to treat yourself like a star down there.
22. Genitals stay alive, satisfied and healthy!
23. Helps us sleep. The safe sleeping pill.
24. Makes you a better lover-lover. *wink wink*
25. Burn some calories! I mean we all know sex burns more but masturbating is a hell of a lot more satisfying than a mini snickers bar.
26. Mutual masturbation = mutual pleasure. You and yours can watch each other, lend a helping hand...never a wrong way.
27. Speaking of mutual masturbation, I discovered my next reason - it's educational! Learn what your boo boo loves by watching. And I know it's hot but make sure you pay attention!
28. Relieves depression because it leads to a higher sense of self worth.
29. Always a happy ending.
30. Sometimes your boyfriend's fingers just don't cut it. (sorry guys)
31. Just do it for all those who think they don't need to. I don't like you by the way.
32. Giving yourself orgasms equals true sexual independence.
33. Encourages you to create fantasies of your own. Get creative asap!
34. Valuable alone time! (start that bubble bath you've been needing so badly, light your candles, slip on something comfy...)
35. Not only does it give you an excuse to look at porn, but it also gives you a reason to try out some fun toys :)
36. Turns on your partner. Put on a little show for your cutie. Especially if you've never done it before - they'll be floored.
37. It's safe! No worries about plan B, diaphrams, your nuva-ring being thrown across the room, STD's or losing a condom up there after a one night stand! ....
38. Waiting for your date to arrive? Masturbate! Have 20 minutes to wait for Dominos? Masturbate! Waiting on a long line for a ride at Six Flags? Masturbate! Maybe not the last one but you get the point.
39. Temporary high without the drugs.
40. Only time you can "touch" or "feel" or "undress" Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie. Or both.
41. Natural pain killers! Forget popping four motrin. Orgasms release endorphins which are our natural chemicals used to fight pain. Hiiiiyah! Take that, migraine!
42. Excellent cardio workout for us lazy people.
43. YOU are your best lover.
44. Teaches us to separate love from just sex. This is mostly for you ladies because it takes much more for us to orgasm with a partner. Just because you experience an orgasm doesn't mean he's Prince Charming, moving in next week and you'll live happily ever after.
45. Boosts confidence and self esteem.
46. Guarantees a hell of a good time.
47. Look hotter! Orgasm also releases hormones that make you glow. Skin and hair become softer and shinier.
48. You are in charge. You make the calls. One of the few times you can shamelessly be SELFISH!
49. Because your mother, father, Auntie Em, priests, nuns, religion, culture, history, teachers, "friends", society says not to because you'll grow hair on your palms, go to hell, your penis will fall off, etc.
50. Because I said so.
And some side thoughts...
Most may think if you're masturbating, it must mean you're not getting any which MUST mean you're not desirable. You can't get the real "buns" or "dick" or "booty call". OR (and my favorite) once you are seriously dating someone, you need to stop. WRONG! First, like I've mentioned above, orgasms release beneficial chemicals that do everything from add shine to your hair to boost your confidence. I'm not saying that if you start masturbating three times a day you'll eventually have a harem or all of the Chippendales dancers around your bed. But there is nothing better than feeling good from something you can do all by yourself because you CAN. Finally if you are with someone, you're more sexual. Therefore you should be doing it more often. Not to mention, especially for the ladies, you can orgasm easier with your partner because of your dedication to solo sex.
List of sites and books and people
penilefitness.com
cfsh.ca
wikipedia.org
forums.phoenixlabs.org
SEX by Stephen Arnott
Hot Sex: How to Do It by Tracy Cox
Yours Truly :)
M.Harris
CTI/CBI crew (haha...I work here for a reason)
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